Dear Diary,
I have been rawing it up for a few of months now, with only a few slight detours. This transformation has been quite a whirlwind trip! From fun-house mood-swings to Jeopardy-finalist clarity, I have been all over the joint. But I really wanted to talk to you about the nitty-gritty stuff today...
Detox and the Estrogenetic Enigma.
You see diary, I am the only raw woman I know well enough to share the bloody details with. Not that I leave them out, it's just that I am a newbee to this life, and have no raw-girlfriends YET. Let me let you in on a little secret- While last month Aunt Flo was an unusually polite and cordial house guest, this month she's a tyrant! I was expecting a specific type of visit with her, but this time around, I am at a loss. I'm completely shocked by her aggressive oddball behavior, and her new look! Atrocious at best! She even wore a perfume impostor! That tacky Flo! I don't want to sound ungrateful or anything, but I just want to know when she'll be a sweetie-pie again... sigh. I guess i should look on the bright side and count my blessings- she never visits the boys in the family, and she always leaves the place sparkling and fresh! Maybe that's why she's giving me the run-around this time, she's spring cleaning- to the maxx!
And another thing- right before she arrived, I sprouted this splotchy mark on my paw. What the heck is that about?
I hope it's gone before the first Annual Apron Fashion Show!
Smoochies,
Violet
P.S. For today's green-dream breakfast, (because I'm out of kale,) I made my green smoothie black! Also in homage to Aunt Flo- I wanted to eat heart-y red foods, and as you know- red and green makes brown or black. Magenta-stalked chard started the smoothie, followed by red berries and cherries, with an elegant smattering of my bff Spirolina. I heart you Spirolina! Now let's go listen to some Black Sabbath to celebrate!
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